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because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE INSPIRATIONS WILL SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

i said ‘cause.. TEENAGERS SCARE

*tears poster off of wall*

THE LIVIN’ SHIT OUTTA ME!

*smashes the window with a baseball bat*

THEY CAN CARE LESS

*tears a teddy bear in half*

AS LONG AS SOMEONE’LL BLEED!

*tears the curtains off of the rods*

SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES!

*smashes the TV*

OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE!

*bombs my own house*

MAYBE THEY’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT NOT ME!

*nukes america*

c: *gives weak thumbs up* eh?

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now….

pardon my french….

but why the FUCK. was I just informed that there is a LEGIT, WELL MADE, HONEST TO GOD STEAMPUNK EPISODE OF PHINEAS AND MOTHER FUCKING FERB. are you SHITTING ME DISNEY. as SOON AS I LEAVE, you decide to take a show that I haven’t enjoyed since I had just started PUBERTY, and make it AWESOME as SHIT. I just spent approximately TEN MINUTES fucking fangasming violently over a goddamn CHILDREN’S SHOW, that’s about fucking SHAPES THAT SOMEHOW MUTATED INTO CHILDREN. NO, NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND GUYS. perry the platypus was a SWAN. A FUCKING SWAN. arghhhhhhhhh why am I so bloody PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS. I don’t know why but I have the untenable urge to just clock a fifth grader in the FUCKING ADAMS APPLE. baaaaaah fucking DISNEY.

keyboard slam of rage: jkasdas hj asasjhfasdfas phfasd jklfas fjklas fjladfjlsd fguofa;ask

…welp…my boyfriend sent me a goodnight text in the middle of my rant and it instantly calmed me down…so…now I feel kind of awkward…..uhh…..

NINJA DISAPPEARING POWERS GO!!

*violently throws two smoke bombs onto the ground and disappears into a cloud of green elphaba smoke*

Hullo

*grumbling about how disney is evil* o hai thar.

*huggles* I’ve had a fucking crazy day that is somehow boring at the same time

Talk to me or die

honey I’m the goddamn lord of darkness. I speak to meer mortals whenever I choose.

Good thing I’m not a mortal

oh really now? and vwat specifically are you?

It’s hard to explain but it involves raccoons fairies and farting

I see. was one of the raccoons named tony?

There are like 15 tonys though 4 go by Anthony

oh shit…the raccoons found my magical spellbook of dreams. the duplication spell! WE’RE ALL FUCKED.

What about the Anthonys

well it’s quite obvious what happened. the raccoons teamed up with the woodland critters from south park and dedicated anthony from smosh to the dark lord satan in order to place fragments of his soul into the bodies of the strongest raccoons. the weaker ones will be left in the deepest pits of marilyn manson’s imagination for the griffins to feast upon.

God dammit I liked my raccoons

perhaps you would like to visit their lost souls deep in the bowels of the nightosphere? I can hook you up with my man hades. the disney one. he has fire hair.

But what if I run into hunson that dudes so douchey he has a song for stepping on ants

simple. we will seduce him by using a broadway style musical number.

May I suggest hey big spender from sweet charity or whatever Lola wants from damn yankees

hmm..okay…but on one condition. can I cosplay as tuxedo mask from sailor moon?

No idea who that is so go for it

how do you not know who tuxedo mask is ya friggin pleb.

I have never watched sailor moon also what is a pleb

sowwy. you should. and I think it’s a british word.

Will you be a sexy undertaker for me pweeeaaaasssse just like with the Stein only more awesome this obsession needs feeding

uhhhhhhh I dunno. it feels kind of awkward. ._.

Will you at least switch this conversation to that post I made so I can stop scrolling down this monster of a conversation every time I reply

sure?

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now….

pardon my french….

but why the FUCK. was I just informed that there is a LEGIT, WELL MADE, HONEST TO GOD STEAMPUNK EPISODE OF PHINEAS AND MOTHER FUCKING FERB. are you SHITTING ME DISNEY. as SOON AS I LEAVE, you decide to take a show that I haven’t enjoyed since I had just started PUBERTY, and make it AWESOME as SHIT. I just spent approximately TEN MINUTES fucking fangasming violently over a goddamn CHILDREN’S SHOW, that’s about fucking SHAPES THAT SOMEHOW MUTATED INTO CHILDREN. NO, NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND GUYS. perry the platypus was a SWAN. A FUCKING SWAN. arghhhhhhhhh why am I so bloody PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS. I don’t know why but I have the untenable urge to just clock a fifth grader in the FUCKING ADAMS APPLE. baaaaaah fucking DISNEY.

keyboard slam of rage: jkasdas hj asasjhfasdfas phfasd jklfas fjklas fjladfjlsd fguofa;ask

…welp…my boyfriend sent me a goodnight text in the middle of my rant and it instantly calmed me down…so…now I feel kind of awkward…..uhh…..

NINJA DISAPPEARING POWERS GO!!

*violently throws two smoke bombs onto the ground and disappears into a cloud of green elphaba smoke*

Hullo

*grumbling about how disney is evil* o hai thar.

*huggles* I’ve had a fucking crazy day that is somehow boring at the same time

Talk to me or die

honey I’m the goddamn lord of darkness. I speak to meer mortals whenever I choose.

Good thing I’m not a mortal

oh really now? and vwat specifically are you?

It’s hard to explain but it involves raccoons fairies and farting

I see. was one of the raccoons named tony?

There are like 15 tonys though 4 go by Anthony

oh shit…the raccoons found my magical spellbook of dreams. the duplication spell! WE’RE ALL FUCKED.

What about the Anthonys

well it’s quite obvious what happened. the raccoons teamed up with the woodland critters from south park and dedicated anthony from smosh to the dark lord satan in order to place fragments of his soul into the bodies of the strongest raccoons. the weaker ones will be left in the deepest pits of marilyn manson’s imagination for the griffins to feast upon.

God dammit I liked my raccoons

perhaps you would like to visit their lost souls deep in the bowels of the nightosphere? I can hook you up with my man hades. the disney one. he has fire hair.

But what if I run into hunson that dudes so douchey he has a song for stepping on ants

simple. we will seduce him by using a broadway style musical number.

May I suggest hey big spender from sweet charity or whatever Lola wants from damn yankees

hmm..okay…but on one condition. can I cosplay as tuxedo mask from sailor moon?

No idea who that is so go for it

how do you not know who tuxedo mask is ya friggin pleb.

I have never watched sailor moon also what is a pleb

sowwy. you should. and I think it’s a british word.

Will you be a sexy undertaker for me pweeeaaaasssse just like with the Stein only more awesome this obsession needs feeding

uhhhhhhh I dunno. it feels kind of awkward. ._.

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now….

pardon my french….

but why the FUCK. was I just informed that there is a LEGIT, WELL MADE, HONEST TO GOD STEAMPUNK EPISODE OF PHINEAS AND MOTHER FUCKING FERB. are you SHITTING ME DISNEY. as SOON AS I LEAVE, you decide to take a show that I haven’t enjoyed since I had just started PUBERTY, and make it AWESOME as SHIT. I just spent approximately TEN MINUTES fucking fangasming violently over a goddamn CHILDREN’S SHOW, that’s about fucking SHAPES THAT SOMEHOW MUTATED INTO CHILDREN. NO, NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND GUYS. perry the platypus was a SWAN. A FUCKING SWAN. arghhhhhhhhh why am I so bloody PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS. I don’t know why but I have the untenable urge to just clock a fifth grader in the FUCKING ADAMS APPLE. baaaaaah fucking DISNEY.

keyboard slam of rage: jkasdas hj asasjhfasdfas phfasd jklfas fjklas fjladfjlsd fguofa;ask

…welp…my boyfriend sent me a goodnight text in the middle of my rant and it instantly calmed me down…so…now I feel kind of awkward…..uhh…..

NINJA DISAPPEARING POWERS GO!!

*violently throws two smoke bombs onto the ground and disappears into a cloud of green elphaba smoke*

Hullo

*grumbling about how disney is evil* o hai thar.

*huggles* I’ve had a fucking crazy day that is somehow boring at the same time

Talk to me or die

honey I’m the goddamn lord of darkness. I speak to meer mortals whenever I choose.

Good thing I’m not a mortal

oh really now? and vwat specifically are you?

It’s hard to explain but it involves raccoons fairies and farting

I see. was one of the raccoons named tony?

There are like 15 tonys though 4 go by Anthony

oh shit…the raccoons found my magical spellbook of dreams. the duplication spell! WE’RE ALL FUCKED.

What about the Anthonys

well it’s quite obvious what happened. the raccoons teamed up with the woodland critters from south park and dedicated anthony from smosh to the dark lord satan in order to place fragments of his soul into the bodies of the strongest raccoons. the weaker ones will be left in the deepest pits of marilyn manson’s imagination for the griffins to feast upon.

God dammit I liked my raccoons

perhaps you would like to visit their lost souls deep in the bowels of the nightosphere? I can hook you up with my man hades. the disney one. he has fire hair.

But what if I run into hunson that dudes so douchey he has a song for stepping on ants

simple. we will seduce him by using a broadway style musical number.

May I suggest hey big spender from sweet charity or whatever Lola wants from damn yankees

hmm..okay…but on one condition. can I cosplay as tuxedo mask from sailor moon?

No idea who that is so go for it

how do you not know who tuxedo mask is ya friggin pleb.

I have never watched sailor moon also what is a pleb

sowwy. you should. and I think it’s a british word.

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now….

pardon my french….

but why the FUCK. was I just informed that there is a LEGIT, WELL MADE, HONEST TO GOD STEAMPUNK EPISODE OF PHINEAS AND MOTHER FUCKING FERB. are you SHITTING ME DISNEY. as SOON AS I LEAVE, you decide to take a show that I haven’t enjoyed since I had just started PUBERTY, and make it AWESOME as SHIT. I just spent approximately TEN MINUTES fucking fangasming violently over a goddamn CHILDREN’S SHOW, that’s about fucking SHAPES THAT SOMEHOW MUTATED INTO CHILDREN. NO, NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND GUYS. perry the platypus was a SWAN. A FUCKING SWAN. arghhhhhhhhh why am I so bloody PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS. I don’t know why but I have the untenable urge to just clock a fifth grader in the FUCKING ADAMS APPLE. baaaaaah fucking DISNEY.

keyboard slam of rage: jkasdas hj asasjhfasdfas phfasd jklfas fjklas fjladfjlsd fguofa;ask

…welp…my boyfriend sent me a goodnight text in the middle of my rant and it instantly calmed me down…so…now I feel kind of awkward…..uhh…..

NINJA DISAPPEARING POWERS GO!!

*violently throws two smoke bombs onto the ground and disappears into a cloud of green elphaba smoke*

Hullo

*grumbling about how disney is evil* o hai thar.

*huggles* I’ve had a fucking crazy day that is somehow boring at the same time

Talk to me or die

honey I’m the goddamn lord of darkness. I speak to meer mortals whenever I choose.

Good thing I’m not a mortal

oh really now? and vwat specifically are you?

It’s hard to explain but it involves raccoons fairies and farting

I see. was one of the raccoons named tony?

There are like 15 tonys though 4 go by Anthony

oh shit…the raccoons found my magical spellbook of dreams. the duplication spell! WE’RE ALL FUCKED.

What about the Anthonys

well it’s quite obvious what happened. the raccoons teamed up with the woodland critters from south park and dedicated anthony from smosh to the dark lord satan in order to place fragments of his soul into the bodies of the strongest raccoons. the weaker ones will be left in the deepest pits of marilyn manson’s imagination for the griffins to feast upon.

God dammit I liked my raccoons

perhaps you would like to visit their lost souls deep in the bowels of the nightosphere? I can hook you up with my man hades. the disney one. he has fire hair.

But what if I run into hunson that dudes so douchey he has a song for stepping on ants

simple. we will seduce him by using a broadway style musical number.

May I suggest hey big spender from sweet charity or whatever Lola wants from damn yankees

hmm..okay…but on one condition. can I cosplay as tuxedo mask from sailor moon?

No idea who that is so go for it

how do you not know who tuxedo mask is ya friggin pleb.

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